Let's Kill Postmodernism!

Someone added "something that gives off light" which brought us to:

light off gives something

Someone added "light for a table" which brought us to:

light table gives something off

Someone added "to hit some one," which brought us to:

light some one hit table off something

Someone added "artificial source of light" which brought us to:

light one source some artificial table gives

Someone added "puntch " which brought us to:

light artificial one source puntch some table

Someone added "hit" which brought us to:

light hit artificial source puntch one table

Someone added "smack" which brought us to:

light hit artificial source puntch smack one

Someone added "floor" which brought us to:

light hit source puntch smack floor artificial

Someone added "darkness" which brought us to:

light hit puntch source smack floor artificial